There is a reason I don’t have many “in real life” friends and that reason is because I like to talk to myself.
Yes this morning I decided I wanted to finalize the set up of this audio monstrosity I have sitting on my office desk. So I turned on the Country station and pretended I was a lousy DJ. You have no idea the random joy I get from talking with myself.
In other news read this relevant Onion News article.